Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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