I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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