ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
how do you play pong handcuffed?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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