Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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