Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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