it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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