you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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