Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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