There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Welp...herpes.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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