my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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