I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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