they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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