So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
