People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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