8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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