Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
As shirtless as possible
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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