He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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