how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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