we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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