on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he puts the penis in happiness.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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