Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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