In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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