Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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