idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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