we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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