White coat. Heels.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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