Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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