I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I have post one night stand depression
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