I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She told me I should be a condom model.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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