oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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