i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm going to jail i love you
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Randomize
