I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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