You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I got inside last night via doggy door
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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