honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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