he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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