am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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