Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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