My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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