it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
