just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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