You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I still have a little drunk in my system
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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