Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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