I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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