Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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