plz talk dirty to me
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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