whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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