So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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