her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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