we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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