I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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